Enemy of Mike (EOM)

 

The following individuals (while seeming to be all right on the outside) are actually Enemies of Mike (EOM):

A few "fascinating" facts about Adam:

  1. His favorite typeface style is serif.
  2. He does not own a watch, but uses a disconnected pager to tell the time and appear cool.
  3. Also known as "Amy" on different parts of the Internet.
  4. Used to wear dresses.
  5. Was a onetime member of the Goth community.
  6. Has a poor website dedicated to being evil to me.
  7. Works as a security guard, but has narcolepsy.
  8. Can put on a hat in a really cool manner.
  9. Likes to be called nicknames.
  10. Knows nothing about building web pages.

If you wish to see Adam's attempt at a web page, click here.

My nickname for Adam this week: Krispy Kremer!

Vote on who has the best "Enemy Page"

A few photos of Adam:

   

Click here to see Adams page, then vote above!

 More photos to appear later...

Adam is the only person foolish enough to become my enemy.

He will learn his lesson the hard way. I think he is trying to get on my good side. But he will have to work to become a FOM.... Like buy me dinner or take me to a free movie.

This plain, dull, lifeless, unimaginative, dreary, text-driven, non-illustrative page is dedicated to Adam- My favorite EOM and Dreamweaver king.

If you wish to become a Friend of Mike (FOM) or even an Enemy of Mike (EOM) then go to my Contact Page and drop me an E-mail...

-mike

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